Legend of Zelda Pick Up Lines

When I look in your eyes, I get more lost than I get in the shadow temple.

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.

When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.

Will you show me your portal to Subrosia?

Would you like some of my sand in your hourglass?

You can be my Twilight Princess.

You can blow me like an ocarina.

You dont need the Deku mask to toot my horn.

You don’t need the Goron mask to bang on my drums.

You don’t need to be Jabu-Jabu for me to be inside you.

You don’t need to play Eponas song for me to cum running.

You know my song of storms will get you wet.

You light my Deku Stick on fire.

You make me harder than the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time.

You make me harder than the Water Temple.

You make me so wet that the drought to Lake Hylia floods again.

You must be King Dodongo because I want to explode in your mouth.

You must be king dodongo, because I really wanna explode inside your mouth.

You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.

You must be Princess Zelda, because my 'Triforce of Power' is resonating.

You must of used a hook shot because I’m attached to you.

You put arrows into my quiver.

You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.

You should put your master sword in my pedestal.

You should stick your Master Sword in my pedestal.

You're hotter than Din's fire.

You're so hot I need the Goron Tunic to get close to you.

You're so hot you make me wear my Goron tunic.

You're so hot, I need a fire tunic.

You're the Zelda to my Link.

Your body's like a temple, mind if I explore the boss chamber?

Your boner is stiffer than Grooses pompadour.

Your going to need a bottle of stamina potion to keep up with me.

Your mouth looks like it blows harder then my gust bellows.

Your rock hard, just like the boulder blocking romaini ranch.

You’ll need to play the song of healing when we’re through.

You’re not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.