Call of Duty Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious call of duty pick up lines for teens and adults.



All I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?
Are you a care package because you must have fallen from heaven.
Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
Baby, how about we go back to my place and I can drop a KEM in your Chasm.
Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.
Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rejoin this lobby?
Do you believe in love in first sight or should i rejoin the lobby?


Do you like my long barrel?
Do you want to play with my grenades?
Even if you were wearing a ghillie suit, you'd still be the most beautiful girl here.
Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I've ever done. I hope getting your phone number won't be as difficult.
Girl are you a flashbang? Because you are stunning.
Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.
Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest - it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.


Hey, girl. I'm about to blast you from behind with my predator missile.
Hey, girl. Take off that ballistic vest, it's covering up your two best attachments.
How 'bout we meet at Underpass and I'll Tactically insert you.
How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.
I hope you have Blast Shield on because I'm getting Dangerously Close to KEMing inside of you.
I thought getting a K.E.M. Strike was hard, getting your number seems to be harder than I thought...
I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.


I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.
If you were a grenade, you'd be a STUNNING grenade.
If you were a map pack, I'd download you.
Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.
Sitcky going out! Sorry, you're just that hot!
That's not an m60 in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
The odds of meeting a girl as amazing as you, are the same as the odds of hitting a no-scope shot from across the map.
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
Why don't you come back to my place and get on my hardpoint?


You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
You might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.
You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

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