Legend of Zelda Pick Up Lines

I don't need the Pendant of Wisdom to know you're the one for me.

I don’t need the song of storms to make you wet.

I know your name isn't Zelda, but I'll put my master sword in your temple of time.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

I might as well call you the Gerudo Fortress cause there's only one person allowed to come inside of you. Me.

I must have beaten a boss, because I just found a heart container.

I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.

I must have just defeated a boss. Because I just found my heart container.

I need my Goron Tunic around you because you're so hot.

I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

I need my lens of truth because you seem like a dream!

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

I should wear my Goron tunic, cause you're so damn hot!

I think you might be the final piece to my heart container.

I think you're the missing piece to my tri-force.

I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.

I would Skyward Strike in your sacred temple.

I'd better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!

I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.

I'll be the Link to your heart, my Princess.

I'll make your Death Mountain erupt.

I'll play Epona's Song and ride you all night long.

I'll put my Master Sword in your Temple of Time.

I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.

I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.

I've got a couple stamina potions so we can go all night.

Im going to call you Epona, and ride you all day and night.

Is your name Zelda? Because you just gave me a Skyward Sword!

Is your name Zelda? Because you sure look like a princess to me.

It's dangerous to go alone, so take me.

I’d better put on the Goron tunic, because you’re too damned hot.

I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.

Just call me a Goron because I want to roll around with you.

My love for you burns like Din's Fire.

My penis is so long they should call it the water temple.

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.

Pots aren't the only things I smash well.

Say your not old enough to get married? Pull on my master sword and then we will.

Sup, bae. I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.

The flow of time is cruel, but only because one day it will separate me and you...

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight.

Wanna come back to my place and see my long shot?

Wanna see my deku nuts? They'll stun you!

Want to fuse Kinstones? I'd bet they fit perfectly.

Want to see my fully charged skyward strike?

Want to see my Hidden Skills?

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?