Punk


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious punk for teens and adults.



Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.
Are your pubes spiked?
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  • Submitted by: Russ
Can I see all your piercings?
Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?
Hey girl, together we could have 31 minutes of group sex!
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  • Submitted by: kiyoko
How can such a bad ass, have such a good ass?
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  • Submitted by: Parker
How do you do, I don't think that we've met. My name is Justin and I'm not from Minor Threat.
If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.
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  • Submitted by: ewan
Let’s go beat up some emo kids!
My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.
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  • Submitted by: Kim


My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.
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  • Submitted by: 1917
Too little space, too little sleep, too little time... With you?
Wanna be falling in reverse on my bed?
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  • Submitted by: Charlie
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
Wanna see my Buzzcock?
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  • Submitted by: Naomi
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would’ve wanted it that way.
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  • Submitted by: Rowena
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
You want the D-beat?
Your grave, or mine?


You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?

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