Punk
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious punk for teens and adults.
Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.
Are your pubes spiked?
Can I see all your piercings?
Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?
Hey girl, together we could have 31 minutes of group sex!
How can such a bad ass, have such a good ass?
How do you do, I don't think that we've met. My name is Justin and I'm not from Minor Threat.
If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.
Let’s go beat up some emo kids!
My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.
My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.
Too little space, too little sleep, too little time... With you?
Wanna be falling in reverse on my bed?
Wanna carve the anarchy symbol on each other?
Wanna see my Buzzcock?
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would’ve wanted it that way.
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
You want the D-beat?
Your grave, or mine?
You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?
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