Apple Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious apple pick up lines for teens and adults.
You feel very good in my hand.
You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!
You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.
You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.
You're the Apple of my iMac.
Your iPad or mine?
Your text vibration pattern is 'heartbeat' because every time you text me, mine skips a beat.
Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.
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