Dog Pick Up Lines

Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?

There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.

This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

We should get our dogs together for a playdate.

What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

You had me at ruff.

You make me want to be a more obedient dog.

You must be my backyard coz I really dig you

You smell like garbage and pee.

You're more fetching than my favorite ball.

You're pawfect.

You. Me. Bacon.

Your bark is contagious.

Your breath smells like Greenies.

Your doghouse or mine?